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Clear, direct, and non-negotiable. The Absolutely Not Tee says it before you have to. No overthinking, no softening—just a statement that draws the line for you.
Simple, firm, and to the point.
Details:
Unisex fit
Loose, relaxed silhouette
Cotton-blend fabric with a soft, worn-in feel
Snow wash finish for subtle texture
Short sleeves with drop shoulders
Classic round neckline
Designed for everyday comfort and movement
Fabric & Construction:
Fabric: 70% cotton, 30% polyester
Fabric Weight: 10.0 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness: Moderate
Print Size: 40 × 52 cm
Care Instructions
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print
Do not dry clean
Production Notes
Minor batch differences may occur due to variations in fabric, dye, and processing. These differences are a natural part of garment production and contribute to the individuality of each piece.
"Absolutely Not" T-shirt
$40.00
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Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.6 | 65 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 22.0 | 56 | 22.6 | 57.5 | 23.2 | 59 | 23.8 | 60.5 | 24.4 | 62 |
| Sleeve length | 8.3 | 21 | 8.5 | 21.5 | 8.7 | 22 | 8.9 | 22.5 | 9.1 | 23 |